Hmm Hmm Hmmm

Juicy Juicy Juicy. So many damn things to talk about. Well lemme talk about the thing thats been rollin off of everybodies tongue. Chris Brown punchin RiRi. Hmm, what do I think about this? Well, I am no supporter of domestic abuse, but as I sit here and look at the alleged situation, (Chris wanting the relationship to end, RiRi being clingy) I could see her instigatin some shit, and slappin him a little, thinking that just because shes RiRi she wont get slapped. Proves that she forgets where she comes from, because we dont play in the island. Blow for a Blow thats what I learned, and I’m a ride or die chick, so that will NEVER change for me. She got punched. hmm, I dont think he was right I dont think she was right, but I DO think that if your gonna file a police report dont be a pussy and not even attempt to press charges. THAT is just a bitch move. Ike and Tina pt. 2? Thats what I thought it was gonna be, but I’m waitin for Jigga to slap Bey to declare that title to somebody…

So, anybody hear about this trick havin 14 kids? Really though? REALLY THOUGH?! REALLLLLYYYY THOUGH?!?!?! Okay, IVF causes multiple births a lot of the time. So having six kids once…okay I guess. BUT SHE DIDNT DO IT THAT WAY. SHE HAD 2 SETS OF TWINS THEN 2 OTHER KIDS….and nobody destroyed this tricks eggs, and jawn decided to have 8 more!!! 8 !! 8 SUCKAS??? that woulda been one brood I woulda left somewhere, god bless my soul. I cannot believe the madness I hear. Well, there it is America….anybody can have kids these days. SHE SPENT MAD MONEY TO HAVE KIDS, WHEN SHE COULDA BEEN SPENDIN THAT MONEY TO FEED THEM…..foool. crookydddd foool!

So, whats been happening in my life? Nothing, cuz i’m a skut. and only strange things happen to skuts. I need to get into college -_-.

Sexy Moviemento

Okay, so it’s Friday and I am sitting here and I just finished another one of my favorite drinks, Jones Pure Cane Soda Crushed Melon to be exact. Delicious. So Valentines day is coming up soon and what am I thinking? Nohting, I can’t be mad that I dont have anybody. I dont want to spend money on anybody, and I don’t want to have anybody spend money on me….thats a lie, I know I do. So I really am addicted to Weezy’s verse in the Cryin Out for Me Remix, just because it represents so much in my life. Anywayyyy, this weekend I am staying inside, no parties, no drinking, and i’m okay with that, because I have od work to do. I reallllllyy need to figure out how to do direct download off of this damn blog, because I have so many songs I want you heads to listen to then download. Currentlyyyyyy, I am really feeeellllinnn Supastar J. Kwik. The mix is crazzyyyy. Anyway I dont have as much to say as I thought I did, but I will later. Promise

Dubstep

Before you read this post, watch this video. its so beautiful.

http://www.whopperfreakout.com/index.html

This is going to be a pretty random ass post, but I’m a pretty random person. Soooo here it goes.

I really really hate that I look like a bitch. I mean, I feel like I have a pretty intimidating stare? And the nose ring didnt really help. I mean, I have a huge range of facial expressions and can pretty much tell you what I think of you with no words. One of my personal resolutions was to stop with the facial expressions because some people are gonna get a offended. I CANT HELP IT THOUGH, MY MIND EXPRESSES ITSELF THROUGH MY FACE. So, today I was in a pizza place with my friend, and as she was waiting for her food I was talking about, how I hate when people pretend to be friends with people they hate. The jerk making pizza interupted me and saiddd ” I overheard your conversation, and I was wondering what you would think if a group of people were being mean to the person they dont like” I held my urge to slap the shit outta him for always bein up in my mouth, and said WELLL, I make it known when I dont like a person, I am polite, but I will not be your friend, there is a difference between being straightforward, and showing complete disrespect.

Okay, so 2009, wtf is up with the music scene? I really gave up on listening to the radio about a year ago, so when I have my morning shower and I hear this bullshit? I’m like WTF. Me and everybody I talk music with, like 2 ppl, cuz I cant deal with that classic rock ish, download music from blogs. It really makes me like the internet, because I know there are so many people like me hittin up mad blogs for music, because we just cannot appreciate the outer world of music. Honestly, there are so many things I just shake my head at these days.

One thing that I dont understand, is! When you buy hair dye, you get this amazing ass ballin ass crazy ass genius conditioner, and I dye my hair from dark brown to intense black every month, and the conditioner works the best, I have the hardest combo of hair. cuban brazilian jamaican welsh, then the straight up african= madd curly and spanish lookin when wet, frizzyish and wavy when dry, relaxed when paid, straightened when broke, curly when summer. WHY DONT THEY SELL THAT CONDITIONER ON A REGULAR BASIS? WTF…..i would buy it all the time, cuz its the JUMPOFFFF.

I am obsessed with Odwalla Juice, Mango Tango to be exact. I close my eyes when I drink it because its just that delicious that the outside world can taint the flavor.

I really really like this song that I’m listening to right now, its nice.

I hate explaining my lingo to people. I say a lot of weird words. But just pretend like you understand so I dont get frusterated.

Fast food is the greatest thing that happened to me and I will never give up on Burger King. IDC what movie they make exposing that shit, it will always be great.

PEACE <3 AND WHOPPER JUNIORS FOR ALL!

P.S. CAN SOMEBODY BUY ME FLAME?????

Allhiphop.com

The forums are hilarious.

I’m actually rollin around laughin right now, because the things you people say. Some fool asked “How do you flirt with a girl?” The responses range from “Lick your lips when you talk to them” <—IT WORKS and another was…. “Choke the bitch” lmfaooooo, you guys are WAY TOO FUNNY.

LMFAOOO, they were talkin about joke majors, and somebody was like ” I havent heard physical education yet, I ASPIRE TO BE A GYM TEACHER” For real though….how do you wake up one day say I want to go to college to be a gym teacher?

So let me get this straight….you were in mexico in a girdle and you ended up in an mexicans place, not some dude who was also visiting mexico….but a real mixican, where you got naked but didn’t fuck cause he didn’t have a condom, and you might have given him head, but he was uncircumcised????

GOD PLEASE DO NOT LET MY DAUGHTER GROW UP LIKE THE CHICK!!!!!!!!

and that is how i will end this post…because shit is crazy.

Dont Touch Me

Jesus, what the fuck is going on in my life right now? I really don’t know. I really don’t understand how society expects one to spend their whole life sober. So I just got back from the Poconos, and I havent been connected to the world  for a little. It’s gonna take me a while to catch up on mediatakeout and shit, but I can deal. So really, what has happened. Well, I need to learn how to slow down on drinks or something, because passing out is NOT A GOOD LOOK -_-. and yes that was the retard face, (shoutout to one of my stalkers)

SOOoO0OoO. Here are the cool internet thingies I have seen.

Los Angeles-based Crewest are in preparation for the launch of their upcoming exhibition, The Sharpie Show. The utilitarian Sharpie is the focus of the exhibt as a star-studded cast of graffiti artists will see their work done via the popular permanent marker showcased. The event kicks off this Saturday, February 7th and runs until March 1st, 2009. The opening reception is on Saturday, February 7th between 7 and 9 pm. For information check Crewest.com

The Sharpie Show
110 Winston St.
Los Angeles, CA 90013
p: 213.627.8272

. via hypebeast

Aight. I shall update later

Razzle

What Up? Whas Happenin? All you hataz can get at me!
No really though, gone for 5 days. Be back Tuesday night.
I’m sorry if there are skid marks on this post, because I woke up this mornin feelin like the shit AND the urine.

Wtf? Did I really just say all that?
I’m in a good mood.

Alchemist