The New Slim Shady

After a very very very long hiatus, i’m BACK! I am fresh and new :p (kind offff) So, after a long and hassle filled junior year, it is finally study weekend. 3rd term exams are coming and then thats it

Ughhh, I’m actually just fucking sick of everything right now. I’m sick of most people that  I kno w, because I mainly, HATE SHELTERED PEOPLE. I hate the suburbs, because, that creates SHELTERED PEOPLE. In the rural areas of the country those bitches kow how to survive, so I give them props. In the city, you have to fend for yourself too. In the suburbs, you have carpooling, and swim practice after school, with your mom begging to have your friends over, because shes so unhappy in her soccer mom rituals, shes gonna try and live through you. If I never had to step foot in the suburbs again, I would relenquish myself, and never stop thanking god. Honestly, I would probably rather be homeless in brooklyn.

I honestly dont care who the fuck I offend, because this shit is true. I don’t care who gets mad when i complain about this place, you guys have so many options that you DON’T see. All too afraid to make mistakes, or to be by themselves, so they resort to the same shit every day. Everybody is so two faced. TWO FACED BITCHES BLOW. Honestly. If you don’t like somebody,  don’t change your shit up. People who wont be names, claim that they are like that, because they dont want to be mean, okay…so your just gonna be fake? And lose your pride and credibility? I want everybody to be straight the fuck about what they feel about me, cuz in the end, haters are motivaterssss

I am so excited for summmerrrr I cann’t even explain it. ughhhhh. I don’t care if  i dont see my school friends all summer, becauseeeee, I really need to bond with my niggs back home. My school friends are lovely, I won’t hate, but, there are just certain sacred things they don’t appreciate. LIKE BURGER KING. Fuck health! Live your goddamned life, and stop worrying about dumb shit like how much grease is in something. I know that whoppers are tastey as fuckkkkk, and I will NOT give them up for NO FDA report. I hate people who buy into everything that the government tells them. You don’t believe Sep 11th actually happens, but yet you can buy into swine flu. smh. You can come up with a conspiricy theory, but you can’t actually follow instructions on the back of a box.

I can count at least 10 times a day when I want to smack the shit out of a bitchhhh. Ayyyykayyy.

Welll FUCK the free world.

duecessss

Razzz