WTF? Recession who?

Am I the only human being whos NOT effected by this recession? No, not talking about financially, im pretty much the same, negros dont fuck with them stocks and shit.

BUTTT, emotionally, I mean, i’m perfect right now. My confidence has risen, music is bangin, and, Ive been dealin with a fuckload of debauchery. and i love it. I mean with this recession

1. The cops dont care- sure they shut shit down, but they let you stay drinkin, and they dont arrest heads od anymore.

2. If you DIDNT fuck with the stocks, shit is mad cheap. Stores have sales allllll the time now, its guhreatt.

3. It gives me even MORE of an excuse to eat fast food, BK all day every day. :p

4. My legs are really toned and im nice and golden. I dont feel like spendin 2 dollaz on the subway, and i walk alot now.

5. Bud is the universal depression medication, and dealers are packin a whole lot more into them dubs to keep me comin back. and the lawd in heaven knows i loves me some bud.

6. I’m not being forced to work, cuz there aint NO jobs out there in NYC right now.

7. All the sexy men are out of work, and out on the streets for  me to fux with. NOT fuck. but just fux with, ya diggg?

8. Partyyy & bullshit. people wanna drink their fears of the next rent payment away, and helll im down.

–razzle–